brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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