U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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