First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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