I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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