so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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