And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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