she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Michael Bay diarrhea
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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