Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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