is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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