it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Bea Arthur died! :(
Big bird passed.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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