So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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