Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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