You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
send nudes
from the living room?
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