is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
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