Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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