Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just pynch a tree in the face
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Randomize
