Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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