Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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