awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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