dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
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