I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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