everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
i dont even know how to be here
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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