just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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