I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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