38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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