I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Rumble strips road head = magical
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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