the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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