Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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