how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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