So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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