come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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