Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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