He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
After last night, I could never be a politician.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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