is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
