walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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