This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
