Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
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