I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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