North Korea, Best Korea!
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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