He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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