This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Why did my mother make you get naked?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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