I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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