Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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