69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Randomize
