so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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