It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
