She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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