so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Randomize
