yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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