Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
smell my finger.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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