dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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