so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Someone shattered a urinal.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
