just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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